Analysis

  Name
The oh-so-mystical meaning of Link's name.

  Astrology
Personality as told by the stars.

  Zodiac
Personality as told by farm animals.

  Blood
And you thought it only kept you alive. Fool.

  Courage
When Wisdom and Power just won't do.

  Emotionless
Just what does go on inside that head of his?

  Color Theory
The colors Link wears, analyzed.

  Love
I line up the ladies from the game and discuss compatibility.

  Height
All that milk-drinking didn't do his body good.