01. TV stations are not appropriate places to discuss top-secret plans. Chances are, at least one camera is on.
02. When going from a cliff to the ground below, obey the leader and jump. Hospital bills will not have to be paid.
03. Trains are the best places to recite history.
04. You may forget your friends, but your GF will be with you for life.
05. If the words "chicken" and "wuss" are spoken in the the same sentence, it's okay to slug the person that said them.
06. Never let a cowboy in your room. There will be a hole in the wall before you kick him out.
07. The best things in life are free, but sturdy hair gel comes at a price.
08. Your clothing will be unique until some guy named Sion comes along.
09. Face tattoos can serve a double purpose: camouflage.
10. Even though others may tell you to shut up, don't. Deep down, they really do want to know the history of the Underwater Deep Sea Research Center.
11. Parents never speak of adoption. Your friends will be the ones to break the news to you.
12. When in a rainstorm, think twice before summoning Quetzacotl.
13. The best gloves are the ones that were used in previous FFs and have a fighting game named after them.
14. If you attack a monster with Thundaga and little green numbers appear above its head...Run.
15. It's better to wear a belt with baggy jeans when performing limit breaks.
16. Don't feel bad that most of your teammates can afford to wear leather jackets. Cotton can be washed!
17. There is no U in hotdog. That's why they're all mine.
Sent in by Kristel:
18. Never sign your real name on the student message board, Seifer will always be watching.