Quotable

Quotes are divided by single statements made by Zell, conversations he engaged in, and any comments made about Zell by others. They are also split up by disc, because there are so damn many of them. :D

Disc 1, Disc 2, Disc 3, Disc 4

 

Zell Quotes

"...The HELL! Man...Now this is what I call boring. This ain't right, man!"

"Squall...You're not gonna...It's a cliff, man..."

"This is my house. But don't make yourselves too comfortable!"

"Yo, Squall! That's my room up there! It's sacred! So just keep out!"

"Here we go...Psyche yourself up, baby!"

"You tell us to go, we go. Even if it is losing a battle."

"YOU STUPID IDIOT!"

"Irvine Kinneas...Loser...!"

"I don't want that Irvine guy using the guest room. Don't open it for him!"

"Let's DO IT!!!"

"We're on your team, Instructor. Let's kick some ass!"

"If it's Odine brand, it should be pretty effective! They're NO.1 when it comes to magical goods."

 

Scenes

Zell: Huff, huff, heave, heave... D-Do you have any hot dogs left?
Cafeteria Lady: You're a bit late, I'm afraid. We're all sold out!
Zell: Damn! Not again...! It's hopeless if you don't get here early... Alright, I'll try again next time...
(Begins to walk away.)
Cafeteria Lady: I'll try to order more, but there's no guarantee!
Seifer: ...Speeding. Let's go arrest that student for violation of academy regulations.

Zell: Whoa! I'm with you!?
(Tries to shake Squall's hand, but he ignores him.)
Zell: You don't get along with Seifer, do you? Heard he whooped you pretty bad this morning.
Squall: We weren't fighting. We were training.
Zell: I bet you he doesn't think so. Look, Seifer's just being a pain in the ass. All you have to do is ignore him.
Squall & Quistis: That's none of your business.
Quistis: Ahem... Excuse me, but... That Seifer you're talking about... He's your squad leader.
Zell: SAY WHAT!?

Zell: Yo, Squall. Show me your gunblade, will ya?
Squall: ........
Zell: C'mon, man!
Squall: ........
Zell: Just a peak!
Squall: ........
Zell: Tch, fine... Yeah, yeah... Why you bein' so selfish!? Scrooooge!
Squall: ........
Zell: Say somethin', will ya!? W-What's on your mind?
Squall & Quistis: ...Nothing.

Zell: .....
(Begins shadowboxing.)
Seifer: Stop that... It's annoying. ...Chicken-wuss.
(Zell makes an obscene gesture.)
Zell: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
Seifer: Heheheh.
Quistis: Knock it off!

Seifer: So, what are WE supposed to do?
Xu: SeeD candidates are to eliminate the G-Army inside the city.
Zell: Sounds important!
Seifer: Sounds boring.

Zell: My first real battle... I'm gettin' pretty nervous.
Seifer: Better not piss in your pants.
Zell: Hah!? You talkin' to me?
Seifer: Heh heh...
Zell: ...Bastard.

Seifer: The Central Square is up ahead. Hey! All you Galbadian cowards out there! Come out'n show your faces! Don't leave me hangin' now!
(Seifer runs off.)
Zell: ...What an idiot.

Zell: Listen. This ain't no ordinary battle. It's an exam, an important one. I'm tellin' ya, we have to stick to orders.
Seifer: Then you stay here. I don't need any boy scouts.
Zell: What was that!!!?

Zell: What the hell... I thought you guys didn't get along? You're like, all buddy-buddy now. Listen. This ain't no ordinary battle. It's an exam, an important one. I'm tellin' ya, we have to stick to orders.
Seifer: Then you stay here. I don't need any boy scouts.
Zell: What was that!!!?
Squall: Don't take him seriously, Zell.

Squall: Monsters, huh?
Zell: That sucks.
Seifer: More fun for us. Come on....
(Seifer leaves.)
Zell: ...Fun? Pu-lease...

Zell: Yo! Let me in on it, too!
Seifer: Mind your own business.
Zell: Friggin' hell...
(Zell punches the air around Seifer.)
Seifer: What's the matter, Zell? Swatting flies?
(Seifer walks off.)
Zell: Damn you...!

Selphie: What took you so long? It would've been much quicker if you'd just jumped.
Zell: ...Much quicker? Pu-lease... You wouldn't normally jump off a cliff, OK!? Ain't that right, Squall?
Squall: ...I don't know about that. Perhaps anyone but the Chicken-wuss can make it.
Zell: WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY!!!?
Selphie: ...Hm? Since you're so angry, I guess you're the Chicken-wuss.
Zell: What the...!!! WHY IS EVERYONE...? I am not a CHICKEN!!!
Selphie: Well...If you don't like CHICKEN, how 'bout...a PIG? Oh, but you look more like a CHICKEN, anyway.
Zell: Chicken, pig, whatever... Call me what you want!!! I don't care anymore!!!

Selphie: Wow, this lift is pretty cool!
Zell: Don't get too excited, or you'll fall!
Selphie: Like I'm really going to!

Seifer: 1900 hours...We only have 30 mins! You got 30 minutes to get down to the shore! Better run!
(Seifer takes the elevator down.)
Selphie: Heeey! Wait for us!
Zell: Who the hell does he think he is?
Squall: Why don't you ask him.

Hotel Owner: 'Come to the blue Balamb Hotel, where the sea breeze will take you away...' How's that for a catch line...? Not in a million years would you be able to come up with something better.
Zell: Pu-lease! Blow it out your rear!
Hotel Owner: ...Blow......That's it! Blow!
Hotel Owner: Where the sea breeze will 'blow' you away...

Selphie: Oh...hey, Zell. Wanna join the Garden Festival committee and...
Zell: Sorry, I...ah...Just remembered something! G-Gotta go. See ya!
Selphie: Hmmmm...

Squall: ...Thank you, Mr. Know-It-All-Zell.
Zell: Hey, no prob!

(At the Deling assassination meeting.)
Selphie: By the way...this model's nice but the president's car looks kinda shabby......Why is that?
Watts: Yeah, Rinoa made it. That's why. We bought everything else at the gift store.
Zell: Uh...I thought some kid made it. The paint job sucks, too.
Squall: (......? Yeah...It kind of does.)
Rinoa: Oh, shut up! I made it look like that on purpose. It represents my hatred towards Deling.
Zell: Hatred, eh...? Yeah...right.
Selphie: It's one of the...ugliest things I've seen in my life. You must really hate him.

Selphie: Heeey! How about this? Let's derail the president's car. Y'know hit him with a big log or something. Then we watch it crash and burn! Ooh...So what do you guys think?
Zell: ......
Rinoa: ......
Squall: ......
Zell: What's the point of killin' him before abducting him?

Zell: Instructor, I know! You're gonna take this stupid idiot back to Garden, right!?
Squall: Shut up! NO!
President Deling: I see...So you're all from Garden. Should anything happen to me, the entire Galbadian military will undoubtedly crush Garden.
Seifer: Nice going, you dumb chicken! You and your stupid big mouth!

Selphie: You really hated Seifer, didn't you, Zell!?
Zell: Yeah, but... He was from Garden...He was one of us. If I can, I wanna get revenge.

Zell: Squall, let's get going! We have to get there before they do!
Squall: (Grow up!)

 

Concerning Zell

Ma Dincht: How's my rowdy boy doing?

Ma Dincht: That's Zell's room up there. He gets angry if anyone goes in, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't.

Seifer: This is great... I have Chicken-wuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad...

Quistis: I'll be announcing the squad assignments for the exam now. Let's see... You'll be with... Zell Dincht. Quite a lively fellow.
Squall: Lively? He's just loud. Can't I switch members?

(Zell's SeeD report.)
Headmaster Cid: Psst...Psst...(Try to control you emotions a little.)

Woman A: Hey, have you heard? Mrs. Dincht's son passed the SeeD exam.
Woman B: Really? I wonder how in the world that rowdy boy passed.

Woman A: Since Zell passed, the chances my son will pass is probably near 100%. The exam didn't just test physical abilities, right?
Woman B: Right. My son told me Zell had good students on his team...Oh well... I wonder how long he'll last. After all, SeeDs are expected to have proper composure and focus and make proper decisions.
Woman A: Oh my...I doubt he can handle it.

Squall: (Zell...Why do you always have to overreact to everything?)

Irvine: I say things that get a rise out of some people. Just don't let it bother you and we'll get along fine.
Squall: (I shouldn't put him together with Zell...)